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CAVEMAN – The Show in Hamburg

One night, the incomprehensible happens: Tom meets his ancestor from the Stone Age in the "magical underwear circle". It's a momentous encounter, because the sympathetic caveman has some insightful advice for Tom. He now knows the difference between men and women: men are hunters and women gatherers - more than 10,000 years of evolution have not changed this.

CAVEMAN is better than any couples therapy

CAVEMAN knows first hand what the average man has always suspected: men and women simply don't fit together! Tom receives the order to spread his knowledge. With his considerable need to communicate, his curiosity and his dry humour, he brings the 'little' difference closer to us. We get to know the unknown universe of his girlfriend Heike and that of all gatherers - the mysterious world of shopping, household and sex. But Tom also closely observed the hunters' habitat and way of life: How much fulfilment "sitting around without talking" can bring, or why television should be rated as work. CAVEMAN is better than any couples therapy, because it sharpens the eye and steels the laugh muscles - of both hunters and gatherers alike, of course!

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Men are hunters and women are gatherers!

Even in the digital age, the modern caveman is helped by an insight revealed to him by a Stone Age ancestor: "Men are hunters, women are gatherers". In fact, women today gather lipsticks and social media likes instead of roots and berries. Men, on the other hand, hunt high scores - or the car that has just outrageously overtaken them on the A1.

An unforgettable and entertaining evening

Above all, "CAVEMAN" is a loving plea for loving cooperation between lifetime companions - after all, you have to know the other side of the river in order to build a bridge to it. The foundation for this unforgettably entertaining evening is profound truth. But amusing clichés are also served with charm and chutzpah.

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Schmidts TIVOLI is where St. Pauli's heart beats.

Schmidts TIVOLI

Spielbudenplatz 27-28
20359 Hamburg

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For the perfect arrival

All Hamburg comes here to experience freaky revues and skilful music theatre under the blue dome of the Gründerzeit building. Here you'll find wonderful long-running like "Caveman" and "Heiße Ecke". And in the bar "Glanz & Gloria", in the restaurant "Schatto Pauli" and in "Angie's Nightclub" not only theatre visitors are welcome! Schmidts TIVOLI is serves drinks and snacks before the performance, during the break and afterwards.

  • By public transport / HVV: S-Bahn lines S1, S2 or S3 to Reeperbahn stop; U-Bahn line U3 to St. Pauli stop; bus lines 112, 36, 37 to St. Pauli stop
  • By car A7 from the north: Take the Stellingen exit onto Kieler Straße towards Centrum/Altona, Hafen. At the S-Bahn Reeperbahn intersection, turn onto Reeperbahn. A1 from the north or south: Motorway junction Hamburg Süd onto the A255 over the Elbbrücken in the direction of Centrum. Straight ahead via Amsinckstraße, Willy-Brandt-Straße, Ludwig-Erhard-Straße to Millerntor (subway St. Pauli). Spielbudenplatz 27-28, 20359 Hamburg
  • Parking: Pay parking garages and free parking spaces are located in the immediate vicinity, e.g. at the Millerntor/Heiligengeistfeld.
  • Important security information: Please plan to be at the theatre approximately one hour before the performance in order to avoid longer waiting times at the security checkpoint and to ensure that you can be seated at your leisure.

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Notes: 1. The voucher can be redeemed at or in the Service Center under +49 (0) 40 300 51 544 when booking a Hamburg Reisen package until 31.12.2022. The minimum booking value is € 400.00. The redemption conditions under apply. Organiser: Hamburg Tourismus GmbH, Wexstraße 7, 20355 Hamburg


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